Funny Fits

So I bought this dress at Dots for $4 cheaper than it costs at Forever 21. I'm just sayin... shop around, people. The top is from Torrid and it looks horrible on me. I'm honest with myself. It looks shit. It hugs my love-handles instead of my hips because it's not meant for tall people. It's meant for a short chunky girl, not a tall one.  


I'm not a big girl with an hour-glass figure. I wish I was but I'm not. I've got huge breasticles and straightish hips with little waist definition. I'm long everywhere- limbs, torso, face and nose. 


I love the ethnic/boho prints in skirts and dresses. I have a small collection. I also have tons of  earth-toned clothing, though at least 60% of my wardrobe is black or black based.


 Anyway, I wore this yesterday, not today. Today I'm in a black dress with a b&W blazer (not quite houndstooth) and black cutesy flats. I had a job interview. I'm really hopeful because there are HUGE benefits, including gym on location and an organic farmers' market as well as random guys selling purses and stuff on the street lol. 


Time for mommy business. Blog later!