Big Foot Scores!

I think I've made it pretty clear in the past that I have huge feet. I won't drive you all crazy by dwelling on that. Let's just smile about the fact that my one evil foot stopped being swollen and now I can wear my awesome new wedges. I never thought I'd find shoes of this strappy style in my size.  I even did a happy dance when I ordered them [from Lane Bryant]. It was rad. Such a shame you couldn't see. Someday I'll record it for all the world to see.

I need Adderall. Staying on topic is hard work.

Anyway, these shoes are comfy, but not as comfy as they appeared to be. They are cushy, but mostly on the outer ring, not the middle. I find that odd, but they feel fine. I can wear them for a good while. Here's a side view:

Quickie, Anyone?

Why is Payless torturing me with BOGO 1/2 off?!

 

I think I've made it very clear that I have big huge feet. Well my pickins are slim and my sources are typically Lane Bryant, Payless, Torrid and DomShoes.com. I think I need to get these shoes. I feel like I'd be depriving myself of something awesome. I love retro shoes, but they're never in my size (12, 12W depending on brand). The last pair (denim and brown) are like $50 and I doubt I'd find anything like that for such a low price ever again. WANT.

Hola! Miren a mi Zapatos!

"Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?" Ah, Mr. Leno is pretty irrelevent here but I'm in a wonky mood. Work is so insanely busy that I bare have time to slack off.

Onto shoes... It's hot as balls out here. I'm looking forward to pedicures and summer heels. Like this take on the gladiator. It's from Lane Bryant because they carry my size in sexy. I find myself buying most of my shoes from there lately. Shoes like these are great, as are boots, but their flats don't last as long as I'd like.

Not that it matters-- my feet are swollen like when I was pregnant. No, I'm not preggo again. Thanks, Big Guy!

Anyway, dems da shoes.

Tiny Boots

Miss Sara Mari (chouzuru) got me thinking about my big feet. Why couldn't they stop growing at size 10? They're really pretty ridonkulous. There are really slim pickings when looking for shoes in a size 12 wide. And it has nothing to do with weight. I wore an 11 wide when I was thin up until the last trimester of my pregnancy. Since then, my right foot has been one whole size up. Grr!

I really want these boots, but I'm 100% certain they don't come in my size. Doesn't that suck? It sucks to be a giant sometimes. I think I could turn some plain boots into a knock-off version of these, but I don't think I have the time nor patience. Ah well. Someone else should have them so I can live vicariously through another.

New Stuff & My Upcoming Giveaways

Okay so I would like you all to know I have huge feet. Seriously. I have always had big feet, but never like this. Shit's about to get real now: My right foot is like a 12.5 and my left foot is an 11 in most shoes. So lets just say my cute shoe options are low. My saviour? Payless. The American Eagle line has consistently cute shoes up to size 13. Lucky me! I ordered these shoes because I wanted some simple, closed-toe wedges. These are good to me. Of course I have to use some Dr. Scholl's Gellin' insoles to keep the shoe from flying off my left foot, but it's worth it. There was another pair with a bow in the front instead of the cut-outs and pleating. Unfortunately there were none left in my size and the wedge was mini. I know I'm already super tall, but sometimes I really, really like to be even taller. Go hard or go home. 

The next happy purchase I made is this cute little wristlet.Yes I like bows, but I also love things with ruffles. I just don't wear many. I haven't mastered the ruffle just yet. Luckily, there are little accessories like this to help ease me into the art of well-placed rufflage. <-- That's not a word. Oh well.

So I don't like wearing real leather unless the product is something I feel like I'm going to cry over not having. That hasn't happened in years. I just had to have these three leather underbust corsets. They were perfect for me. But yeah, I haven't bothered with real leather for a while. I also don't bother with fur. I don't care who else does or doesn't. I only bring it up because I'm really looking forward to the fall season's fur burst. I can't wait to buy furry scarves, boots and probably hats (in winter).

Onto Giveaways!

I want to do a giveaway. I've even got the products shipping. I just need more followers.

 I'll go a mini giveaway when I hit 50 followers and another (bigger) when I hit 100 followers. 

Time for me to be a bit more social and drop my link in more places.